There's no turning back
I've taken the bull by the horns [or plane by the wings] and booked the flying lesson for September. Can't wait!
"god help the instructor" says one friend
"ask him to fly you up north for a quick cuppa" says another. LOL!!!
Spider for breakfast?
Last night, one of my gents noticed a huuuuuge spider in my bedroom.
"Don't lose sight of it" he said with a cheeky grin on his face. "You just don't know where they will end up... ear, nose..." Thanks very much mister!
Well while I went for a shower, the spider disappeared. Nowhere to be seen. I scoured the room. Nothing. I had planned on sleeping with one eye open. Alas! Both eyes got very tired
Now I have read that we swallow roughly 4 spiders in our sleep per year. Whether this is a myth or not, it's given me the shivers. Can you imagine how I felt this morning when I woke up coughing. EEK!!!...
I saw this and thought of you...
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/227420/sexual_positions.html
Please note: This is a link to a video on a porn site. Ensure you are alone before you click on it!
Dunno about you but I need a cold shower after watching that clip lol
Indian Delight Jasmin xxx
Mature London Indian escort and social companion
I've taken the bull by the horns [or plane by the wings] and booked the flying lesson for September. Can't wait!
"god help the instructor" says one friend
"ask him to fly you up north for a quick cuppa" says another. LOL!!!
Spider for breakfast?
Last night, one of my gents noticed a huuuuuge spider in my bedroom.
"Don't lose sight of it" he said with a cheeky grin on his face. "You just don't know where they will end up... ear, nose..." Thanks very much mister!
Well while I went for a shower, the spider disappeared. Nowhere to be seen. I scoured the room. Nothing. I had planned on sleeping with one eye open. Alas! Both eyes got very tired
Now I have read that we swallow roughly 4 spiders in our sleep per year. Whether this is a myth or not, it's given me the shivers. Can you imagine how I felt this morning when I woke up coughing. EEK!!!...
I saw this and thought of you...
http://www.xhamster.com/movies/227420/sexual_positions.html
Please note: This is a link to a video on a porn site. Ensure you are alone before you click on it!
Dunno about you but I need a cold shower after watching that clip lol
Indian Delight Jasmin xxx
Mature London Indian escort and social companion
2 comments:
Thank you for these. I'm going to focus on the video ;) and try to forget about spiders lol
My pleasure Paul. Have fun ;) xxx
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