Tabula Rasa, Engagement & Gone fishing!

So how was Christmas? Get up to much? Me?  Oh you know... the usual... I got up to no good with a certain someone on Christmas evening, in between his Christmas lunch at his parents, and Christmas dinner at his other relatives! Although I have known this gent for 5 years, Christmas day was the first time I had done an outcall to his place. As you know, my incall availability is limited until the kids go back to uni, so this gent picked me up from my place, and dropped me off again afterwards. What a busy life you lead Jason!

Gone fishing!

My friend and I, during a mad moment, decided to join a dating site. You read right! A dating site! Ok, it's not confined to dating. You have various options so that you can meet people for anything from relationships to activity buddies. So we sat there for ages and ages [ok maybe 15 minutes top] ticking all the boxes that applied to us. Quite exciting really. An hour later, we were rolling about in fits of giggles at some of the responses we had. Such children we are! Between us, we have enough phone numbers to keep us busy for the whole of 2011 LOL!!!

Although we did this as a laugh, I think I may have made a couple of new friends. Platonic friends [before you raise your eyebrow!]
I might have confused a couple of people with some very strange texts too! I think some of them may have forgotten who they had sent their number to. That's when the fun REALLY begins. Texts like 'my husband wants to know where I was last week. What shall I tell him?' or Never let me touch my laptop or phone when I am in a mischievous mood lol.
 It helps that some of these people are as nutty as myself. Hmmm. I see you are nodding furiously.

New years resolutions. 

If something needs doing, do it.
If an issue needs addressing, address it.
If goals need reaching, set the wheels in motion.
Why wait?

Tabula rasa 

Sometimes one gets a little complacent with life in general. Things become a tad too comfortable. It's a lazy attitude to have. Life becomes a little boring when this happens. I never did take notice of the phrase "if it aint broke, don't fix it".
Nah. I need some more excitement in my life. I need new projects to dig my teeth into. 
I decided to shake things up big time. A couple of changes. Humongous, mount Everest sized ones! You know how I enjoy a good challenge. I've already taken care of a couple of challenges but there are a couple more just begging for some attention. Are you proud of me? *takes a bow* I set some goals too. I tend to just get on with things so setting goals is quite exciting really.

Here's to the happy couple

Just wanted to congratulate A and A on their recent engagement.
Its about time he put that ring on your finger!
Eat your heart out Richard Gere and Julia Roberts [Pretty Woman]

Hope you all have a very happy new year xx

Love and kisses
Indian Delight Jasmin
Mature London Escort and Social companion

Bah Humbug!

Wishing you all you all a very merry Christmas.

Love and kisses
Jasmin xx

Shushhh... Jasmin's trying to sleep

Noisy Neighbours

You gotta love your inconsiderate neighbours! Especially when they wake you up at 2am

I woke to an almighty revving sound. Had my bed been teleported to Silverstone?

I peered out of my window to find my next-door-but-one neighbour trying to jump start his car.


For Pete's sake [who's Pete?] At 2am? He had the car parked there for a week. It didn't occur to him to check it during the week at a decent hour? It wasn't enough that they were revving their engines. They insisted on talking throughout the process of bringing the car back to life. Talking? Understatement of the year. Shouting would be the right word. Enough is in enough. So I text him...

Me:
"Please tell me you're not the nutter who just woke me will all that racket"

Him:
"Sorry. Nearly done. I can check your car if you like"

Ok, deep breath Jasmin. He's only trying to be helpful in his own little way. I honestly don't think this chap realised he was being anti social. How can you get mad at someone so clueless?

Me:
Not at this hour! You planning on waking the dead too? Gnite

Him:
All done now. Sorry I woke you. Gnite

Me:
I'm still awake. All bright eyed and bushy tailed at this godforsaken hour.

Him:
Foxy lady @ bright eyed and bushy tailed.

LOL. The little flirt has a thing for milf's and has made no secret of it. Nothing seems to phase him. Completely oblivious to my obvious frustration. He's just a few raisins short of a fruitcake lol.

Well. I have not slept since. It's a good thing I had gone to bed around around 10'ish. I have had 4 hours which is enough for me to get by on.

Shushhh... Jasmin's trying to sleep!

The thing is, I had just an hour's sleep the night before. A distressed friend had called me soon after I had fallen asleep, and after a couple of hours listening to her woes, my sleep had migrated to a different planet!

I found a couple of pics that tickled me...

 Gives the phrase "I'll blow your brains out" a whole new meaning. 

Haha! Love it!

 Rofl! The caption says it all.

This one is my favourite. I'm using it as my avatar on forums I post on.

I bet she gets frostbite in places she never knew existed!

Indian Delight Jasmin xx

Mature Indian Escort in East London

Photos, Italian buns and Alcohol

Hello x

Enjoying the lovely weather?

I was home alone at the weekend and thought I would be able to accept an evening incall booking.  Unfortunately, the snow made an appearance in its full glory and through a spanner in the works.  Within 10 minutes, everything was covered in several inches of snow.  So I made myself useful and took some new photos for my website and a couple for my private gallery on adultwork.  That kept me entertained for a few hours.  It didn't do my back any favours! Some of the photos were terrible. I mean, where is my hand in the pic below? Why cant I stand still for just one minute? Fidget, fidget, fidget.

As this was a bad pic and was headed for the bin, I thought I'd experiment with it. Et voila!  I learnt how to use speech bubbles. Yey!  Go Jasmin.

 

Photo gone tragically wrong!

Where there's a will...

I was amazed at the number of callers prepared to travel to me while it was snowing so heavily. You boys are brave! One Canadian gentleman, here on business for the weekend, called me several times. I guess the snow we have is nothing compared to what the Canadians are used to. Anyway, he sounded like a very pleasant gentleman but I had to refuse as it was still snowing each time he called. 

As evening approached, the calls were still coming in. One gent did manage to win me over but I did check with a local cab company to see if the roads were safe enough to drive. Not that I was going on an outcall. I just needed to know that the gent wasn't taking an unnecessary risk by coming to see me.

Buns of steel

A little message for the very handsome Italian Gentleman I saw on Thursday evening...

Ciao L.
è stato un piacere assoluto finalmente incontrare voi. Sono onorato che lei non ha dato e persistito nella riunione me. La ringrazio molto per il gelato.


I hope the above makes sense. I don't speak a word of Italian so used an online translator.
Anyway, It was an absolute pleasure. I deserve a good spanking for making you wait for so many months. You have the patience of a saint.
Talking of spanking... I saw this and thought of you [ahem]

I really enjoyed the zaza gelato. Both flavours were yummy. Thank you xx. It was very thoughtful of you. I am really impressed by your attention to detail when going through my website and feel quite honoured that you take such interest in my blog. Grazie x

Alcohol

What effect does it have on you? Does it make you speak the truth? You know... Dutch courage.
I've heard the term "it's the drink talking".  Does that mean people don't mean what they say when drunk? Some say you are your true self when drunk. Others would say quite the opposite. What are you like when you are drunk? Do you do/say things you regret?

Being a control freak, I like to be in control of my senses at all times. Can you imagine what I would be like under the influence of alcohol?  I would yap for England... oh wait, I already do that! Ok scrap that thought.


Keep nice and warm.

Indian Delight Jasmin
Mature London Indian Escort and Social companion xx

My picture in a hotel?

After arriving at the hotel last night, the first thing I noticed upon switching the bathroom light on, was the picture frame.
"Nice touch" I thought.
My brain hadn't registered what it had just seen. I'd even looked away for a split second before it dawned on me.

"OMG. That's a photo of me!" 

You just don't expect to see a photo of yourself in a hotel!
Its wasn't a nude photo. Just me in a silk teddy with a 'come hither' look on my face.  I'd sent that photo to him ages ago.

I turned to look at my gent. He had a cheeky grin on his face which disappeared immediately.
"wonder how that got there" he says innocently. Great touch Andrew. Quirky. Made me laugh. Thank you ;)

Evening turned into an overnight. God help anyone who's mad enough to spend the night with a snorer like me!

I somehow managed to drag myself out of bed at 4am this morning. My gent decided he would leave too as he had a 3 hour drive ahead of him. We said our goodbyes and 10 minutes later, I was at home.

I received an email this afternoon... "I forgot your photo at the hotel" he wrote.
NO WAY!

Wonder which hotel he'll book next time...

Eaves project

As mentioned in my previous blog, I had the follow up interview with Helen yesterday. I was asked if there had been any changes in my work, what my thoughts were on trafficked sex workers, whether I thought brothels should be legalised, and so on.

I did say I was quite annoyed that I could no longer openly offer duo's with Penny.  If I did, we would be considered a brothel. How silly is that? We don't have a pimp/manager or whatever you want to call the middle man. The only middle man would be the chap sandwiched between us [ahem].

Out of 100 sex workers they interviewed for this project, only 12 were independent escorts like myself. The rest were street workers. Not many independents were willing to talk. One of the independents had backed out just before the second interview. Pity.

Already we can see the report wont be well balanced. It might have been if the number of independents was equivalent to the number of street workers.

The report will be available in June.  I will email to anyone who is interested.

Indian Delight Jasmin
Mature Escort and social companion.

A biscuit not to be dunked!

Phew! What a week I've had. At the very beginning of the week, I made a difficult decision. With that out of the way, I got stuck into work

As my incalls availability is non existent at the moment, I've been taking on outcalls only. These take more planning and consisted of a 2 overnights, 2 dinner dates [non-sexual] and a hotel visit. I normally pace myself but I did have a lot of catching up to do after taking the week off!


Add to that, my other work, chores, studying etc, so I hadn't have much time to check my messages.  J had left a few voicemails. Amongst all the other missed calls, J's determination grabbed my attention. Although I had planned on taking the day off, I simply had to respond. Especially as the gent had said in the message that he was leaving the following day. So I contacted him and we arranged to meet that evening.

My driver is usually available at the drop of a hat but Thursday night, he had an emergency he needed to take care of so I was left to my own devices. I prefer to have my driver when visiting new clients. Thanks to A, I was put in touch with a well established company who got me to my destination [and back]
J, you look like Adam from Dynasty!

Biscuits 

Not the dunking kind!

I am often presented with gifts or cash bonuses by my gentlemen, but this is the first time I was presented with a precious metal in the form of a 'biscuit'. It got me thinking. What a great way to invest for the future [rather than just stashing your money in the bank]. So I did some research. Very interesting and very interested.

Today

Morning
My day will start with a pain management session.
After that, I have a few chores to take care of.

Afternoon
Pop home to pick up bag for this evening then head off for my follow up interview with EAVES. I won't have anything different to say.  I am still very happy in escorting.  Still enjoying the perks.

Evening
Straight after the Eaves interview, I will head off to meet my evening date.

Coronation street

Did you cry? Did you?
I was surprised at my reaction.  The welling of tears did not come from watching the characters die in the tram crash. No. The scene that moved me the most was when Gary Windass had flashbacks of Afghanistan. All the horrific things that go on there...

 Gary Windass war flashbacks

 And last but not least...

A message for my favourite workaholic. All that hard work paid off. Well done x

 
Indian Delight Jasmin xx

Client and Escorts boundaries

Rescued.

It was business as usual over the weekend. Yippee!
Happy to report the snow thawed on Saturday. That was a surprise. Going to bed when everything is covered in snow. Waking up to find its all gone. Now you see it, now you don't!!!
My 'marooned' adventure only lasted 4 days.

[Paper] Skeletons In My Closet

I decided to clear out the wardrobe again. It's a monthly ritual.  Each time I return with large shopping bags, I unpack the contents, fold the bags up, and put them at the back of the wardrobe. Why do I do that? A range of sizes... man size to teeny tiny size. Handles are either cord or ribbon. Very nice in appearance but not very practical..
And there we have it! That's why I keep them? Because they are nice to look at? For heavens sake Jasmin. Get with it! And get with it I did. All in the recycling bin.

Boundaries

Sorry to have to cover this subject again but I feel it is necessary.

I met a new gentleman just over a week ago. A pleasant man. I quite liked him. We got on well and had arranged to meet the following weekend for an overnight date at a country hotel/spa.
As he was leaving, he asked if I would meet him outside of escorting. I said no and explained I was an escort so any time spent with me would be paid for. He apologises for crossing the line and I thought that was the end of it. Unfortunately, the same references were later made via emails.

To cut a long story short,  it resulted in a 'Dear John' email explaining I would not see him again. I strongly felt the gentleman was seeking something more. Something I could not offer him. 

Its never pleasant having to deal with this type of situation. It is especially hard if you really like the person. It would have been really irresponsible of me to accept another booking without a thought for his emotional well-being.

The temptation to cross the line will always be there. I meet some pretty amazing gents who would be perfect for me had I met them outside of escorting [and they were unattached!]

Yes. There are lots of working girls who meet their clients for coffee, lunch, dinner, or whatever, outside of the bedroom dept for no charge. That's fine as long as they are happy with the arrangement.

That is not how I work though.  I came into escorting with a very clear idea of what I would be offering.  I advertise myself as an Escort as well as a Social companion. Blurring the lines is not an option for me. To chop and change between paid and unpaid would be far too confusing.
The fees create a barrier. It curbs the emotions. It keeps us both grounded.


For the Birthday boy :)

Have a lovely day xx

Love and Kisses
Indian Delight Jasmin
London Indian Escort AND social companion

Drought, sex with toaster, and Poor Gary...

Jasmin Crusoe - Snow-wrecked
Day 4

I have now been marooned on this deserted island for four days.
Supplies are running low.
I have given up looking for signs of life.
I am alone.
I pray my distress signals are picked up by some kind soul who will rescue me. The withdrawal symptoms have started to kick in.
I'm dehydrated and have also starting to hallucinate

YEAH RIGHT!
This is how the above should be interpreted...

1. Well, this wuss [points proudly at self] has not been out since it started snowing.
2. Low on ice cream. What will I have for breakfast tomorrow? [sobs] 
3. No sign of life? Not everyone is as bonkers as myself to be up and about by 3am!
4. Not quite 'home alone' at present... offspring unable to get to Uni! 
5. Its not my soul that needs saving. Its this frustrated body of mine.  FOUR WHOLE DAYS WITHOUT *** FOR HEAVENS SAKE! [note to self...must invest in a man-doll for times of drought]. 
6. Dehydrated? Yes. I'm positively parched! Hallucinating? Fantasising more like!

WHY THE DROUGHT?

I decided it would be in your best interest that I don't accept bookings while the weather is so unpredictable. My conscience wont let me. Besides, what good would it do if you took a fall or smashed your car? I'm not going anywhere. I'm still here and all yours as soon as I feel it's safe for you to visit [hopefully today?] Anyway, you are worth the wait.

The main roads are clear but if you were to walking to me from the station, the 5 minutes walk would probably take half an hour as the snow is rock hard on the pavement. No grit for us little people who live off the main roads, so it is deadly quiet in my street, apart from the occasional car zig zagging down.

I'm surprised at the number of booking requests still coming in. Definitely more than usual. Is it cos so many gent's cant get to work? How do they plan to get to me if they cant even get to work? Flattered, but confused. I've been leaving my phone switched off and only checking messages a couple of times a day. Which reminds me... D of Wales, I cant call/text you back as you never leave your number! Gentlemen. A reminder. As a part time Escort, I don't often have my phone switched on when working or entertaining, so it might be an idea to email me if you are unable to reach me on the phone.

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While googling for a man-doll, I came across this Q&A

Q. Is having sex with a robot hooker cheating?

A1. Yes, having sex with a robot is as wrong as having sex with a real woman

A2. No, sex with a robot is like having sex with a toaster. Totally OK

Please excuse me while I fall about laughing... ROFL @ A2!!!

Shoes on or off?

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"I'M SO HORNY FOR YOU"

aka

"I'm going to do some serious damage when I get my hands on you"

How many of you have used one or both of the terms above when feeling frisky? 

I apologise for being crass, but I simply HAD to share this pic with you.   

The chap really did do some damage! Yikes!

Mary looks fine, but look at poor Gary!

I am definitely sticking to my 'no up the Gary' rule

Christmas

How much is it costing you this year? My young nephew, who works in retail, recently took an £8,000 order. The caller said it was just a small part of her Christmas presents list. I feel very sorry for some people. You have to bear in mind, not everyone has the means to be so extravagant, however, they are forced to overspend at Christmas and then spend the rest of the year paying off the debts.  They are caught up in this world of peer pressure and keeping up with the Joneses.  

So here's an idea. How about you tell all the recipients that you are donating to [enter name here] charity this year. They wont dare make a fuss about you being tight for fear of looking greedy.  

Et voilà! Problem solved. Give what you can to charity and have a debt free Christmas! 

You can thank me later :p  

I don't celebrate Christmas nor any other religious event besides my own so the above does not apply to me.

Don't get me wrong. I love the fuss that goes with Christmas... especially the decorations and merry music.  All very cheerful.  

How eerie. On the one had you have this incredible sense of joy. On the other hand you have this deep dread of debts to come.

Love and Kisses

Indian Delight Jasmin

Mature London Indian Escort